Bride of the Gorilla

Greeting Earthlings,
In an effort to understand your primitive mating rituals, I have decided to view one of your historical videos called Bride of the Gorilla.
Product description:

Hollywood sex goddess Barbara Payton stars in this rousing jungle thriller. A blonde beauty (Payton) murders her wealthy husband to marry another, but an ancient curse turns her handsome lover (Burr) into rampaging gorilla!
Watch the full movie for yourself ...

You Earthlings should be ashamed of yourselves.

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