Hey there, fellow spook enthusiasts! Gather 'round, because I’ve got some spine-tingling news for you. Remember that life-size replica o...
Hey there, fellow spook enthusiasts! Gather 'round, because I’ve got some spine-tingling news for you. Remember that life-size replica of the Terror Dog from the OG Ghostbusters film? The one that vanished into thin air like a mischievous ghost back in 2021? Well, guess what? It’s baaack! 🎃👻
Spirit Halloween, in all its eerie wisdom, has decided to resurrect this beastly beauty. And let me tell you, it’s not your run-of-the-mill garden gnome. No, sir! This bad boy stands a whopping 30 inches tall—that’s taller than your average garden gnome, your neighbor’s nosy cat, and probably even your ex’s questionable life choices. But wait, there’s more! It stretches 59 inches long, which is basically the length of a small canoe. 🛶
Now, let’s talk weight. This Terror Dog isn’t on a diet, my friends. It weighs a hefty 48 pounds. That’s like carrying around a couple of chubby corgis or a stack of ghostly pancakes. But here’s the kicker: those demonic eyes? They glow a terrifying red! Yep, you read that right. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night, stumbling to the kitchen for a midnight snack, and suddenly—BAM!—you’re face-to-face with glowing red eyes. Your heart races faster than a caffeinated squirrel. 🐿️💨
Spirit Halloween’s official statement goes something like this: “Your favorite Ghostbusters character is alive! This life-size Terror Dog replica will make all of your guests stare in fear and give them a thrill as its eyes light up a glowing red. Once the beast is unleashed, we suggest you run while you can! It could be too late once this demonic dog has you in its grip!” 🏃♂️🔥
Now, let’s talk price. Brace yourselves, my fellow paranormal aficionados. This spine-chilling masterpiece will set you back $599. Yep, that’s right. For the price of a decent blender or a weekend getaway to a haunted B&B, you can have your very own Terror Dog. Just think of the bragging rights! “Oh, you have a fancy coffee machine? Well, I’ve got a demon dog guarding my living room. Beat that!” 😎
But wait, there’s more! Spirit Halloween isn’t stopping there. If you’re hungry for more Ghostbusters nostalgia, check out their other themed items. We’re talking about the LED Ghostbuster Ghost Trap (because every home needs one), the Ghostbusters Walkie Talkie (for those late-night spectral chats), and the pièce de résistance—the Life-Size Replica Proton Pack. Because who needs a regular backpack when you can tote around a nuclear accelerator? 🚀
So, my fellow thrill-seekers, head over to SpiritHalloween.com and snag your Terror Dog before it vanishes into the ether again. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just love a good scare, this demonic doggo is sure to make your Halloween unforgettable! 🎃👻
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