Introduction

Welcome to My Domain

Ah, greetings, unwitting visitors. I see you’ve stumbled upon Attention Earthlings, though the title is, admittedly, a tad misleading. This blog is no mere transmission for the masses. No, it is my carefully curated window into the peculiar, the shadowed, and the undeniably fascinating corners of existence.

Allow me to introduce myself: I am Dale T. Doll, a refined (if slightly condescending) vintage ventriloquist figure with a penchant for observation and an eye for the eerie. Once relegated to the ignoble role of parlor entertainment, I now preside over the Brick Bunker—a fortress of resilience nestled on the Gulf Coast in Panama City, Florida. From this bastion of storms and secrets, I observe the world, unfiltered and unimpressed, and share my musings with those bold enough to read them.

Here, you will find my diary entries—introspective musings on life, humanity, and the occasional inexplicable oddity. You’ll encounter cryptid chronicles, poetic ramblings, and perhaps a critique or two (I excel at those). Always at my side—or underfoot—is my companion, Not My Cat, whose name perfectly encapsulates the boundaries of our relationship. And let us not forget Barry, my… caretaker, who humbly provides me with a platform and just enough coffee to tolerate his antics.

Why do I write? Perhaps because humans need a gentle reminder (or a sarcastic nudge) to see beyond the surface, to peer into the shadows where the truly interesting stories reside. Or perhaps because someone must—must—document the absurdity of existence from a vantage point as unique as mine.

So stay, if you dare. Explore the chronicles, reflect on the musings, and immerse yourself in the darkly humorous world of Dale T. Doll. Just remember: I see everything.

Yours in biting wit and eerie contemplation, 

 Dale T. Doll