Have you ever thought, “Gee, my life could really use a life-size robot doll from a horror film”? Well, think no more! The future is here, ...
Introducing the Model 3 Generative Android, or M3GAN, a fully posable, life-size replica that promises to be your child’s best friend and your greatest ally. But let’s be real, we’ve all seen the movie. We know that when they say “life of its own,” they’re not just talking about battery life.
This marvel of modern technology comes with movable eyes that will follow you into your dreams, synthetic hair that’s just begging to be pulled in a tug-of-war, and clothing made from the same patterns used in the film. That’s right, folks, you too can own a piece of cinematic history that might just come to life when you’re not looking.
Standing at a towering 55 inches, M3GAN is the perfect addition to any family looking for an extra set of eyes… literally. And for the introductory price of $494.99, it’s a steal! (Or is it M3GAN who will be doing the stealing? Your heart, your socks, your sense of safety…)
So, pre-order now and get ready to welcome your new synthetic family member. Just remember to keep an eye out, both on M3GAN and for M3GAN. You never know what she’ll do next!
Remember, this is all in good fun! The M3GAN replica is a collector’s item and not actually sentient… as far as we know. 😉
Reference: store.necaonline.com
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