You Won't Believe What Happens in 'Killer Klowns from Outer Space' - A Cult Classic Review

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"Killer Klowns from Outer Space" - a movie that will make you laugh, scream, and question your childhood circus memories. The movie takes the audience on a wild ride as a group of aliens disguised as clowns invade a small town, causing chaos and destruction. The movie’s low-budget effects only add to its charm, making it a cult classic in the world of B-movies.

Let's talk about the actors, shall we? Well, let's just say that the casting director must have had a twisted sense of humor. The actors deliver their lines with a straight face, making the absurdity of the situation even funnier. The lead, Mike Tobacco, played by Grant Cramer, is a quintessential 80s hero. He's the kind of guy who's always ready with a quip, even when he's facing down a bunch of killer clowns from outer space.

" It was a space ship. And there was these things, these killer clowns, and they shot popcorn at us! We barely got away!" - Mike Tobacco, I don't know why they didn't believe him?

The real stars of the movie, however, are the clowns themselves. These creepy clowns, with their oversized shoes and red noses, are not your average birthday party entertainers. Their weapons are straight out of a carnival nightmare, including popcorn guns and balloon animals that turn into lethal weapons.

"Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick" - An iconic line from the movie that will give you *ahem* chills.

The special effects in the movie are delightfully cheesy, with obvious strings and wires adding to the charm of the film. The clowns’ spaceship is a pop-up circus tent that wouldn’t look out of place at a county fair. The makeup and costumes for the clowns are also fantastic, managing to be both silly and creepy at the same time.

"Paul, this is more serious than selling ice cream. There's clowns going around killing people. We're all in danger." --- Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

The soundtrack of the movie is a mix of whimsical circus music and creepy horror-movie music, which perfectly captures the strange and unsettling tone of the film. The film's campy humor and low-budget special effects are what makes "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" so endearing.

"Who's laughing now?" - The Killer Klowns from Outer Space, who are definitely not your average clowns.

In conclusion, "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" is a film that's perfect for a lazy Saturday night with friends. It’s the kind of movie that's so bad it's good, and it will have you laughing, cheering, and hiding under the covers all at the same time. So grab some popcorn, turn off the lights, and enjoy the absurdity of this classic B-movie.