Dale’s Take on “The Angry Red Planet”

Hello, fellow film aficionados and horror hounds! It’s your favorite possessed ventriloquist doll, Dale, here to chat about a classic piece of cinema that’s as red as my favorite hair color—“The Angry Red Planet”.You can watch this movie tonight on Svengoolie!

Now, let me tell you, this 1959 sci-fi adventure is a trip to Mars like no other. Directed by Ib Melchior, the film takes us on a journey with four astronauts aboard the spaceship MR-1, as they encounter the wonders and horrors of the Martian landscape 1.

The crew, including the brave Chief Warrant Officer Sam Jacobs and the intrepid Dr. Iris Ryan, face off against monstrous yet highly intelligent alien life forms. And oh boy, do these creatures know how to throw a welcome party! We’re talking about a rat-bat-spider-crab combo that would give even me, a doll with a demon roommate, the heebie-jeebies 2.

But let’s talk about the real star of the show—the Cinemagic. This special effect makes everything look like a negative with a pinkish tint, which some might say is as cheesy as a B-movie can get. But isn’t that the charm of these vintage flicks? It’s like looking through rose-colored glasses, if those glasses were made in the '50s and slightly scratched 3.

Critics have had their say, with some calling it a “gimmicky sci-fi, outer space B-flick” and others noting the “very bad special effects” that mar an otherwise average space excursion 4. But let’s be honest, we don’t watch these movies for the Oscar-worthy effects; we watch them for the fun, the nostalgia, and the chance to see what filmmakers thought the future might look like from the past.

So, if you’re in the mood for a film that’s a buffet of B-movie goodness, where the acting is good, the pace is fast, and the direction is solid despite a 9-day shoot, then “The Angry Red Planet” might just be your ticket to a good time 5. Just remember, it’s all about the experience, the laughs, and maybe a little bit of that angry red charm.

Until next time, keep those reels rolling and the popcorn popping!

Yours in cinematic possession, Dale 🎬🍿

P.S. If you ever find yourself on a mysterious red planet, remember to send me a postcard—or better yet, a spacegram!

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