📺 ATTENTION EARTHLINGS
This is an Unauthorized Broadcast Filed by: VERITY BLEU (Field Rank: Disrupted)
🛸 If you are reading this, you may already be emotionally contaminated.
Symptoms may include: – Memory of events you’ve never lived – Sudden longing for vinyl upholstery – Inexplicable fondness for glowing sandpits – Identification with a being known only as “Dale”
This blog has been flagged as a Narrative Anomaly Zone. Continue at your own peril. Readers experiencing resonance, laughter, or dread are advised to file a report. Paperwork not required. Feelings are enough.
🛰️ End Transcript | Monitor Ongoing Contagion Verity Bleu, Ethnographer of Earth, Awaiting Biscuits
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