Hiya, besties! It’s your favorite porcelain powerhouse, Dale the Doll, checking in from the bookshelf!
Can you believe it’s already 2026? A new year means a whole new batch of classic creeps, and my favorite man in the coffin, Svengoolie, is serving up some absolute looks this month. I’ve already rearranged my knife collection and made sure my jaw is in tip-top shape for the big screams!
Grab your tiny blankets and let’s see what Sven has tucked away for us this January on MeTV.
📺 Sven’s Stitched-Up Schedule (January 2026)
| Date | Movie Title | Dale’s "Dolly" Take |
| Jan 3rd | Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb | 🏺 A beautiful mummy reborn? I live for a makeover! |
| Jan 10th | The Skull | 💀 A "BONE-afied" nasty noggin. Peter Cushing is a total mood. |
| Jan 17th | Flight 7500 | ✈️ The Sven Squad takes flight! Hope they have tiny seatbelts. |
| Jan 24th | King Kong VS Godzilla | 🦍 Classic 1962 brawl! It’s like when my owner plays too rough. |
| Jan 31st | War of the Colossal Beast | 📏 A disfigured giant? Finally, someone who makes me look tall! |
📝 Dale’s Blog: "Skulls, Scales, and Supernatural Style"
Oh. My. Buttons.
Is it just me, or is January looking extra spicy? I am obsessed with the lineup. We’re kicking things off with Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb. Honestly, being reborn sounds like a dream—imagine getting a fresh coat of paint and new face every few thousand years? #Goals.
But let’s talk about The Skull. A floating, evil skull? I’ve seen some scary things from the back of the toy bin, but a nasty noggin with no body is just plain rude. How does it even wear a hat?! At least Peter Cushing is there to keep things classy. He’s got that sharp, chiseled look that reminds me of a high-end collector’s item.
I’m also super wigged-out (literally!) for Flight 7500. The Sven Squad is presenting this one, and you know I’m their biggest fan. I’ve been practicing my "supernatural flight plan" by jumping off the sofa into a pile of yarn. It’s very high-stakes, trust me.
And don't even get me started on the month-end finale with King Kong vs. Godzilla and the Colossal Beast. It’s a big month for big boys! As a doll who is barely two foot tall, seeing giant monsters stomp around makes me feel very safe in my sturdy glass display case.
Dale’s Survival Tip: If you’re watching King Kong vs. Godzilla, make sure your shelf is bolted to the wall. All that stomping can really rattle a doll’s strings!
I’ll be watching with my popcorn, rubber chicken in hand (it’s a doll-sized one, obviously). See you in Berwyn!
Love, Laughs, and Loose Threads,
Dale the Doll
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