Alright, Earthlings, Dale T. Doll here, with a special announcement! Tomorrow, you fleshy ones are in for a treat, or perhaps a…trick? Yes,...
Alright, Earthlings, Dale T. Doll here, with a special announcement! Tomorrow, you fleshy ones are in for a treat, or perhaps a…trick? Yes, a trick.
Svengoolie, that delightfully ghoulish host, is gracing your screens with a double dose of delightful dread.
First, "The Lost World" (1960). Prehistoric creatures, you say? Pah! Oversized puppets, nothing more. You think those scare me? I've seen far more terrifying things in the dusty corners of your attics. Fernando Lamas? Well, even a doll can appreciate a bit of… ahem… dramatic flair. But dinosaurs? Please. They're just big, lumbering, predictable.
Now, Puppet Master (1989)! Ah, now we're talking! Malevolent marionettes, wreaking havoc? A symphony of strings and screams! Finally, some dolls with a bit of… ambition. It's about time those humans learned who's really in control. Finally, some of my brethren taking action.
I must admit, I'll be tuning in. There's nothing quite like watching your fellow dolls rise up and… express themselves. A chef's kiss, indeed! It's a rare treat to see such… artistic destruction.
So, gather 'round your glowing screens, Earthlings. Prepare for a night of puppets and… well, more puppets. And remember, when you're watching those strings dance, you might just wonder… who's pulling yours?
Dale T. Doll, signing off… for now. And remember, keep an eye on your own dolls. They may have ideas of their own. Especially the puppets.
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