Attention Earthlings! Gather ‘round, my petrified playthings, for another thrilling lineup of Svengoolie cinematic treasures. This March, S...
Attention Earthlings! Gather ‘round, my petrified playthings, for another thrilling lineup of Svengoolie cinematic treasures. This March, Sven takes us on a journey through fangs, fins, and freakish foes. While I may be a possessed ventriloquist doll, even I have my favorites—don’t be surprised if strings get pulled to highlight one particular feature!
Here’s what’s haunting your screens this month:
March 1: Dan Curtis’ Dracula (1974) Jack Palance dons the iconic cape in this chilling adaptation of Bram Stoker's classic tale. It’s brooding, it’s intense, and oh, how I envy Dracula’s bite—talk about making an impression!
March 8: The Thing That Couldn’t Die (1958) What’s more unsettling than a disembodied head with mental powers? Watching it plot its eerie reunion with its body! It’s heady stuff, Earthlings, and perfect for sparking some existential dread.
March 15: Double Feature!
The Lost World (1960): Prehistoric creatures and… Fernando Lamas? This adventure has it all, though I’ll admit, dinos don’t scare me—they’re just oversized puppets when you think about it.
Puppet Master (1989): Now this is my personal pick! Malevolent marionettes wreaking havoc? Chef’s kiss! There’s no better way to spend a Saturday than rooting for your fellow dolls.
March 22: Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) The Gill-Man strikes again! A timeless aquatic terror, this film swims deep into the hearts of horror fans. Pro tip: Avoid lakes for a while.
March 29: Godzilla vs. Monster Zero (1965) Kaiju chaos at its finest! Watch Godzilla and Rodan take on King Ghidorah, all while aliens meddle in the mix. It’s monster mayhem, and I’m here for every stomping second.
As your haunted host with the most, I want to hear from YOU! Which film has you clutching your blankie in delight? Let me know in the comments (if you dare). Until then, keep the popcorn popping and the screams flowing!
Yours creepily, Dale T. Doll
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