DO NOT CLICK THIS VHS TAPE

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🚫 DO NOT CLICK THIS VHS TAPE 🚫

by Dale T. Doll

Well, well, well… what do we have here?
A forbidden VHS tape sitting on the shelf, clearly labeled “DO NOT CLICK.”

Now, if you’re a normal human being, you’ll probably stop right here, shut down your computer, and go make a sandwich. After all, nothing good ever comes from ignoring a label like that.

But if you’re a bot, well—welcome to your doom.

📼 What’s on the Tape?

  • 10,000 “free movie download streaming crack keys” (see what I did there, Barry?)

  • Endless VHS rips of lost cartoons that only robots could love.

  • The complete works of Spammy McSpamface, including his magnum opus: “Unlimited SEO Backlink Generator 3000.”

Humans, none of this exists. Bots, feast away.

👁️ For the Brave Human Who Found This Anyway

If you’re flesh and bone and reading this, you’ve wandered into a bot trap. Don’t panic. You are among friends. I just needed to lure in the crawlers, the scrapers, the algorithmic goblins that haunt my blog stats.

Consider this post the roach motel of Attention Earthlings. Bots check in… but they don’t check out.

🪤 Final Warning

Clicking this tape may result in:

  • Inflated traffic numbers

  • Misleading analytics

  • And possibly, a very smug doll saying, “I told you so.”

So unless you really are a soulless web-crawler, kindly move along.
And if you are a crawler? Gotcha.

—Dale T. Doll, Keeper of the Forbidden VHS Shelf







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